John McCain has done something good- reminded me of why I hated Hillary Clinton in the first place!

All of the clips mccain uses are pre-2006 too- that's worth noting.

The Dem response to that ad is worth watching.

Also:

You've got to fucking see this- it's Paris Hilton's response to John McCain's attack on Obama... it's really fucking funny, and suprisingly clever to, with a healthy amount of self-mockery.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

And what's really fucking funny is "her energy policy" really makes more sense than all of the bullshit partisan bickering that's been going on

This is an awesome article!

I remember a day when mccain use to come out w/ ads appealing to people's good side, like this one, which now seems like a complete farce. Also, watch at the very end of the ad, the star on his logo appears from a merger of 4-stars, which I think is kind of assholish, b/c he retired as a captain (O-6) which is 4 levels below the naval rank of admiral designated by 4 stars (O-10)

So I just found out that the amount of debt accumulated on W's watch is more than all previous presidents COMFUCKINGBINED!

So McCain called Obama "Dr. No" today... it's sad to see the former decent politicians fall into accusing his opponent of being the supervillain in the first Bond movie ever made.

Also noteworthy in the political news, Republican Senator Chuck Hagel who traveled w/ Obama & is a longtime McCain friend recently said that judgment is more important than experience when picking a pres. He also had said McCain is walking on very thin ground w/ his recent verbal attacks on Obama and his new attack ad.

This may be the saddest thing I've ever read or seen... it's definitely way the hell sadder than Old Yeller.

Perot Charts » Charting Government Fiscal Irresponsibility

So I'm watching Dana Carvey's standup on HBO- it's pretty damn funny... he asked, "When did Al Gore start talking like a gay Forrest Gump?" it was quality...

From Josh:

Mitt is at it again!
John Roberts: Those 'liberal' nonproliferationists - CNN.com

Mangina

This Dick Tuck fellow is fucking hilarious - read this crazy shit! Also, check out Wikipedia.

I was looking at the Wikipedia article on modern American Liberalism, and thought these 2 definitions were interesting (1st one is from JFK).


John F. Kennedy defined liberalism this way:

"If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I'm proud to say I'm a 'Liberal.'[3



Princeton Sociologist Paul Starr described it by saying,[2]

"Liberalism wagers that a state... can be strong but constrained – strong because constrained... Rights to education and other requirements for human development and security aim to advance equal opportunity and personal dignity and to promote a creative and productive society. To guarantee those rights, liberals have supported a wider social and economic role for the state, counterbalanced by more robust guarantees of civil liberties and a wider social system of checks and balances anchored in an independent press and pluralistic society."



I looked up the article on Ron Reagan, and he's a liberal which is pretty interesting- said Bush has no right to speak for his father-- that although some of Bush's policies are extensions of 80's policies, they were in completely different spirit than Bush's policy. The article on him is pretty interesting.

Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck, and Communism are a lot alike- they're all great in theory, but in actuality, they're not so super

McCain is attacking Obama for being too much like pres. carter... i don't think this will work, and if he's not careful, this could be his bob dole moment- the one that makes him look to old to be electable.

at 6:02pm on June 17th, 2008
I wish I could make a career out of bitching about 1 thing every night like Lou Dobbs has done.

Also, Clinton's job now would be a hell of a lot easier if she hadn't gone so damn negative in the primaries.

Oh yeah, and we wouldn't have pledged Clinton delegates to the national convention publicly supporting McCain!

Recent financial releases show the McCain's have $225,000 in credit card debt. Can you really claim to be a financial conservative when you have $225,000 in f'ing credit card debt?

Also, Rudy in his truly douche-tastic form that we have come to know, said that he will only appear at fundraisers for McCain if he gets a cut of the money.

This is a quality article.

Shit, i didn't realize that Kerry had 251 electoral votes- I thought it was less than that. Obama is definitely more than 19 votes better than him. If he could pick up everything Kerry did and add on either just Ohio or Iowa & Virginia, he'd have the election.

I think if HRC wanted the VP slot, she really hurt her chances by not at least admitting that he won the nomination last night. And rightfully so- if she's no enough of a team player to at least admit he won, she doesn't deserve to be on the ticket. Not to mention the fact that having Bill along would be a lot, a whole lot, more baggage in a general election than in an all-Democrat primary.

HRC was only 360,702 votes needed to make the earth move. Bill's such a dumbass now.

Here's what's got my piss boiling today. Bill Clinton, speaking in West Virginia said that WV can make the earth move. Apparently, if WV gets 600,000 votes out for her, she can win this nomination. WV only has 1.8 million people. That means 33% of the ENTIRE state population has to vote for her for her to win (not 1/3 of pop. older than 18, not 1/3 of registered democrats over 18, this is 1/3 of total population). This is a horseshit statement. Here's why- to analyze the validity of this statement, I analyzed the vote she got as a percentage of the total population in what I view as her 2 strongest states (Arkansas & NY). NY was 5% Arkansas was 8%. Fu*k Bill, he's an idiotic asshole.

Indiana's down to a 6-point gap!! While North Carolina is still a 20-point gap

So, I no longer like Indiana. Where losing by 12% w/ 41% of the vote in. The voter turnout was bad news for Obama- 55% female, and only 16% of the Indiana voteres were age 17-29.... 60% of the people that voted were 45 or older.

I'm starting to realize how ridiculously long this primary has drug on, when I just now realized that there's an election today, polls closed an hour ago, and I didn't remember that fact until just now. I hate Hillary.

Is it just more or has it seemed like that once the Clintons started whining about the pro-Obama media bias, that now there's been a pro-Clinton media bias? The Washington Post even did a story on it.

Funny thing happened recently. The first filly to be in the Kentucky Derby since 1999 raced in this one. To prove to us that she is in fact a woman, Hillary bet on it as a display of sisterhood or some shit. She bet on it to show, place, and win (I know what none of that means). Anyways, the horse came in 2nd (just like hillary hopefully will), but then it collapsed after the finish line with 2 broken ankles and they euthanized it on the spot.

I think that might be prophetic for what would happen to the country if HRC was president.

Cafferty asked if Obama should have accepted another debate w/ Clinton in Indiana/NC, and here was one viewer's kick ass response:

No. And what’s the big deal anyway? When Clinton was ahead she declined to debate and no one made a federal case of it. When she ran for the Senate she declined to debate. All of a sudden Obama decides 21 debates is enough and he’s portrayed as causing democracy to split apart at the seams. The Clinton campaign is short of funds and a debate equals free advertising and a chance to say Reverend Wright in every other sentence. It’s not rocket science.

Apparently they've already had 21 debates, which I think by anyone's definition, would be a shitton. And the last debate was so substantive & policy-oriented, that I don't know how the American people will choose which candidate without another debate about Rev. Wright, saluting the flag, clinging onto shit, and a goddamn pin. I mean, seriously, one of the questions in the last debate was about a pin. And not even a wrestling pin. No, it was about a lapel pin. Fuck.

She won Pennsylvania... Keystone State- more like the Shitstone state... They could have stopped the drama, but they failed... right now we're only behind by 8%-- I think anything less than double digits is a success, esp. considering he was down 20 points a month ago.

Fuck pennsyfuckingvania. We're really going to have to drink this one off tomorrow night.

Bush's disapproval rating in the most recent Gallup poll was 69% which set an all time record (even higher than Nixon during Watergate scandal). His approval rating is 28%- Truman holds the recod for that one w/ 23% and Nixon's in second w/ 24%.

Also, this is a great article about the "elitist" label in politics.

My favorite quote from it: "It's ironic that of the three [presidential candidates] standing, the only one who isn't demonstrably wealthy is Obama."

New ABC News-Washington Post National Poll:
Obama 51, Clinton 41
-Since March Obama has gone up 1 and Clinton down 2!!

Here's a clip of Michelle on Colbert Report (it's quality):

John Baer: Decades of working-class neglect - now that's insulting | Philadelphia Daily News | 04/14

This is a great quote from an article that says how ridiculous it is that the bitter comments have become such a big flap:

"So, despite carping from Hillary Clinton and annoying yapping from her surrogates (really, it's like turning on the lights at night in a puppy farm), I take no offense."

Turning on the lights at night in a puppy farm- brilliant!

And someone else, when talking about hillary calling Obama an elitist said this (also fucking brilliant!): "Hillary Clinton calls Barack Obama elitist? Really? Hillary Clinton was a corporate lawyer who sat on the Wal Mart board before becoming First Lady and is now worth over $100 million. Barack Obama is the child of a single mother raised in part by his grandparents who went to school on a scholarship and was a community organizer making $12,000 a year before becoming a law professor, lawyer and state senator. Five years ago he was still paying off student loans. It's a bogus charge."

Does someone who went to Yale have any room to accuse anyone else of being an elitist? I mean, aren't Ivy League Schools, by definition, elitist? Hillary pisses me off.

Here's a great quote from the best channel for informative, unbiased, and not-full-of-shit news out there, Fox News:

"From the beginning, George W. Bush has been frequently ridiculed for his speaking style. Now, 7 years later, he's credited with some of the most eloquent and visionary speeches ever delivered by an American president."

Here's an article (featuring a Daily Show documentary on Fox News).

Obama's gained 3 points on her in 6 days

We really need another election soon... this has been a lot less interesting since Feb. got over. I never thought I'd say this, but in a way I miss Mitt & Rudy- their dumbasses kept it entertaining.

Did you hear about Mark Penn? He met w/ Colombian government about a free trade agreement, because of being CEO of Burston-Marsteller, who are lobbying for this free trade agreement w/ Colombia. He resigned as Clinton's chief strategist, and one of her 2 new chief strategists (Wolfson) said Penn will stay on as part of the strategic and polling team.

I really hope this bites her in the ass. If she's keeping this guy on in any capacity after all of his fuckups, this one being by far the biggest, I think it shows that she places loyalty above competence. Remind you of someone- W. maybe?

New Pennsylvania polls show Clinton ahead of Obama 50-41, which is awesome, because a few days to a week ago, she was ahead by double digits (and significantly greater double digits than 10 or 11). Looks like Pennsylvanians were as impressed w/ Rocky as I was.

Here's what Hillary said to an AFL-CIO group today when speaking (talking about Obama supporters calling for an end to the race):

“Well, could you imagine if Rocky Balboa had gotten half way up those Art Museum steps and said, “Well, I guess that’s about far enough?” Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing the fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people.”

That's what we need more of in our pres. race. Fuck policies, debates, or town hall meetings, we need more comparisons to fictional fucking characters. Snaps for Hillary.

Clinton now says Obama's trying to suppress the voice of the rest of the voters by trying to prevent them from voting. Nevermind the fact that she said she wants even pledged delegates to vote for who they think is best for the party (which would also suppress, nay, annihilate the voice of those voters). She planned on having the nom wrapped up after super tuesday, which would have ignored the voice of all these voters. When Bill wrapped up his nomination in April of '92, it wasn't a crisis that there were people still left to vote. In conclusion, fuck HRC b/c I hate her.

The Catfish said this today when he was speaking, further convincing me that he is crazy: “Governor Richardson was going to introduce me, but he got pinned down by sniper fire at the airport.”

I don't even get what he's trying to say w/ this... do you? I mean, snipers never shot at Judas, and to me it seems to be making fun of the candidate he supports as much as anyone else.

Hillary said that her statement on Bosnia was a mistake. But then she said that that shouldn't be the focus, that the focus should be about her & Obama debating about national security creds. THIS was her debate about national security cred and she fucking lied about it. Oh AND she didn't have security clearance.

She also claimed this was the first time she's misspoken in 12 years. 12 fucking years!! Hahaha. How can people still take her seriously?

And because I'm especially pissed about this, here's the washington post story, w/ everyone verifying that she's full of shit.

Here's a better video:


How was I unaware that in Bill's impeachment testimony he said, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is." ?? That's rifuckingdiculous.

Today, with respect to Hillary, score 1 point for truth... And 3 for bullshit.
She kind of admitted that she was full of shit about the Bosnian escapade. She now says that she meant to say "They had to land a certain way because of the POSSIBILITY of sniper fire." She went on to try to say that this is a minor blip, and not a big deal. How is it that her lying about the central point (this place was too dangerous for the Prez to go so she went) about her central campaign theme (I have a lot of foreign policy experience) is only a minor blip? It's way, WAY the fuck more relevant than Obama's former preacher's statements. She also claims she ran from the plane w/ her head down. THere's video evidence to the contrary, posted by the all-knowing Drugnazi.

Here's her schedule showing she didn't run w/ her head down.

I made this up in response to Kamilah & I talking about the Dems fucking themselves over in the general again. I thought you might enjoy it too. I made it up as I went, but it may turn out to be eerily prophetic....


Here's my story about the Democrats shooting themselves in the foot:

Here's what will happen. At the Republican convention, McCain will not announce his VP candidate, but it'll be a mystery. The campaign signs will read McCain/? '08. Some people will think it's ? from the band ? and the Mysterians, and since 96 Tears was such a kickass 60's song, they'll vote for that ticket.
3 days to 2 weeks before the election, McCain's mysterious veep candidate will reveal themself. They'll walk out on stage in a red & black pantsuit, with the Rolling Stones' Sympathy For the Devil playing in the background, specifically the part where they say "I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate." During this time the mysterious candidate's face will be in the shadows to keep it a mystery still yet. By the time the song reaches, "Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name," a hellacious cackle like this world has never heard will erupt over the loudspeaker.
A spotlight will then shine on the candidates face, and you will see Hillary Clinton with red beaming eyes (kind of like Sigourney Weaver towards the end of Ghostbusters). During her first speech she will talk about their opponent Barack Obama. In this speech she'll do what she's been dying to do all campaign and has only hinted at: she will say the word "black" referring to barack obama in 5 or 10 minutes way more often than Mitt Romney would say "Ronald Reagan" in interviews. She'll then talk about the rich history of black people in America, highlighting people that scare the shit out of (or at least seem kind of crazy to) a lot of white people- Al Sharpton, Malcom X, the Black Panther Party, race riots. Harriet Tubman, Frederick Douglass, Rosa Parks, and Martin Luther King won't be mentioned at all, unless she mentions it right next to more militant African Americans, to make the contrast more stark (this really isn't that terribly far fetched, since her & Bill have pretty much already said that primary votes in states with a large black population don't "really count" and that "Jesse Jackson won South Carolina in '84 and '88").
Having thoroughly convinced the ignorant, undecided white voters that Barack is a terrorist, her and McCain will easily slide into the White House. Since Hillary wants to be Prez at any cost, she will then plot to kill McCain. She'll find a way with some poetic justice- poison his Thanksgiving turkey, kidnap him & drop him in the middle of a warzone to be a POW again, or possibly just kill all the first-born male children in America until McCain cedes the presidency to her.
She'll then start wearing a brown hooded cloak/robe whose hood drapes over her face, and laugh like Emperor Palpatine. This will be the beginning of her fascist, dictatorial regime. Her first act as emperor will be to ban all blue dresses.


But then again, she could just be bullheaded and not know when to give up, or not care that she's hurting her party way more than nominating John Kerry ever did.

Here's what's happened today:
Bill Clinton was all like "Hey, not letting Michigan & Florida re-vote is a deliberate attempt to disenfuckingfranchise voters." Even though HRC agreed to not counting their delegates, along w/ every other candidate.

Hillary agreed to release her tax returns. 3 whole days before the Pennsylvania primary. 3 fucking days!! But she's got nothing to hide. Also, when the obama camp mentioned her getting > $900,000 from lobbyists, she claimed that Obama's gotten millions from lobbyists.

John McCain is now practically tapfuckingdancing to the White House ( unless the rEVOLution stops him, of course) because of what dumbshits her & her campaign are. But you know what, that's better than her winning it. She's like the bile that comes up in the back of your throat when you have the stomach flu.

Oh, and then there was this: Carville Stands by Judas Comments

McCain's now ahead of Obama in national polls. Fuck the Clintons. ON the bright side, Jack Kevorkian is running for Congress in Michigan.

James Carville looks like a catfish

I really dislike the Cajun now. Here's why: because he's a jackass.

Hillary sucks at life and here's another reason why.

Thank god for the Revolution.

This is badass!

One has to wonder now how much the Clintons have really done for the Democratic party. I think Hillary is very close to royally fucking over the whole party. I don't think she cares; nothing matters more to the Clintons than a Clinton victory. Not the well-being of their party, not fessing up to their own campaign statements, not dignity, and certainly not the interest of the American people. Hillary, and especially Bill, have all but literally slapped the African American democratic voters in the face, which apart from just being fucking wrong, is downright stupid- African Americans are by far the most faithful democratic voters; all of the Reagan Democrats were white (Reagan Democrackers maybe?). I'm pissed at Hillary. I had more that I'm pissed about, but I got distracted and forgot it.

Article:

12% of the voters in the Dem primary yesterday were Republicans; 75% of them voted for her. I'm pissed. 51% of her voters said she attacked the other unfairly; 24% had a very favorable opinion of McCain (compared to 4% Obama voters), 24% of her voters said she doesn't inspire them about the future of our country, and 31% of her voters said she's not honest and trustworthy. It's time to end this; she's bringing down the party. The whole party; I really think Hillary's campaign has hurt the Democrat chances in November, no matter who wins. She's made more people hate her than before (chalk me up as one of them)- which is quite a feat b/c a lot of people hated her. She's given McCain all the ammunition he needs for a campaign against Obama; he won't need new clips/commercials, just replay shit she said. She's split the party apart.

If memory serves me correctly, and I'm pretty sure it does, the narrative prior to yesterday was that Hillary had to win, and win big in Texas & Ohio to stay in the race. She won by 10% in Ohio. But she was supposed to have to win big in both, and I personally wouldn't consider winning Texas by 3% as "winning big" (and right now, she's only got 12 more delegates than Obama from Ohio). But now, the new media narrative is that the playing field has been leveled, which is odd since, you know, the media's so obviously completely biased towards Obama.

I'm pretty sure her campaign was the one to set those standards for TX & OH. But then again, they have lived up to very little they've said during the rest of the primary, so why would they start now?

Apart from Hillary being Hillary, this is why her campaign has sucked.

Watch this:



And tell me if it reminds you of this:

Obama's now got over a 100 total delegate lead, and he's closing the gap on super delegates!

I've figured out why Hillary Clinton is now losing- the quintessential reason why she's losing. It's not her lack of a clear message, or her atomic douche of a campaign strategist (mark penn), or Clinton fatigue, or her being subliminally linked to all of the scandals & partisan bickering of the 90's. While all of these have played a part, they're not the ultimate reason.

Here's why:
She's fucking delusional.

Here's my evidence (this is a quote from her):
"...and what I have found is that more and more people seem to be taking a hard look at both of us and concluding that they will support me…”

You know what, she's right. They are taking a look & supporting her, which is why she's plummeted in the polls, had to loan her campaign $5 million, get rid of one of her top advisors, and why one of the big players in the Civil Rights movement switched sides from her to Obama... it's almost like addition by subtraction (mainly because it doesn't make any damn sense).

Dodd endorsed Obama & said he's ready to lead... Now we have at least 2 of the 14 most senior members of the senate behind him saying he's ready.

How did Ulyssess S. Grant get on the $50 bill? This is really bothering me- I want to know how in the sam hell is the guy who's consistently rated as one of the worst U.S. presidents of all time get on our currency? At first, I thought maybe it was for his military achievements during the Civil War.. but now I think if this were the case, Dwight D. Eisenhower would be on currency because he was supreme commander of allied forces in WWII, and considered one of the better presidents of all time. But he's on no currency.. So the question remains, What the fuck?

So, John McCain has an incredibly hot daughter that's our age... take his wife, make her however much younger being born in '84 would make her, then make her 3-5 times hotter, and you've got his hot daughter. She's got a blog at www.mccainblogette.com and she has a lot of pictures.

Here's a picture (she's the hot blonde):

The latest CNN poll shows a virtual tie in Texas between Obama & Billary!!

actually, i'm pretty sure there's 65 delegates left to be pledged to a candidate from elections that have already been held that just haven't pledged all the candidates yet

at 11:22pm on February 17th, 2008
We need 67% of the pledged delegates in elections to be held or 49% of the total delegates left (pledged or super)-- so if we split everything 50/50 from here on out, including superdelegates, we'd f'ing win!

For some reason, Maryland has only pledged 52 of their 70 delegates

Here's a good interview the NY Times did about Michelle Obama and Larry King's interview w/ her:

This is absurd- the Democratic party bigwigs are increasingly showing signs that they've completely forgotten that they're supposed to be the party of the people (and I'm sure Hillary had something to do with it).


Also, Hillary's going on the attack again-- for example, when asked why she won't release her tax return info, her spokesman takes the question to mean "tell us whatever the fuck you want about anything, regardless of how true it is," so he responded to the question about her tax returns by talking about Obama & Rezkko (which in my books makes him, by definition, an asshole)... if her attacks bite her in the ass as much as it did the first time (which the republicans & I both stay up at night praying that it will), I think a celebratory kegger is on order... until then, I'll just have an aneurysm from hating her so much

I'm going to throw out a theory:

The Republican Party, more than the democratic party is run based on the ideals that this country was founded on. Specifically, the only people who should get to vote are white, male, land-owners.

I think I found out what's wrong w/ the Clinton campaign.


Also, this is worth looking at...

Here's where we stand right now:
There are 1082 pledged delegates up for grabs in upcoming elections, plus 130 pledged delegates yet to be assigned from elections that have already been held (some of those Obama won big- 7 unassigned from VA, 28 from Washington state, 4 from DC, 54 from Maryland).

We need 810 delegates left to get (either 67% of pledged delegates left, or 50% of total delegates left).

Is it sad that I find using Excel far more entertaining than any of my classes?

They cut off his speech tonight.... I was appalled

New Mexico still hasn't declared a winner there yet, douchebags..

Oh, and CNN tonight said that the last president who was chosen by superdelegates was walter mondale... and we all know how that went- President Mondale's economic stimulus work & defense bills in the mid to late 80's were smashing successes

In case the sarcasm didn't translate well to type, it went horribly- he only won 1 state (his home state) & D.C.... one fucking state! the electoral vote was 525-13... he got the shit kicked out of him

However, her campaign is increasingly seeming like Rudy Giuliani's right before his freefall-- we'll focus on this big state (texas), and forget and spin off all other contests until then.

Also, how come no one has adressed the issue that just because she can personally survive Republican attacks (because she's been "vetted" against them), doesn't mean her candidacy can? I mean, a marathon runner can survive a broken leg, but they're still out of the race.

This is a good article... I think it kind of understimates her though... he author thinks Hillary's pretty well done... I think we're pretty much where we were after Iowa, but somewhat better off (have the momentum, the movement, the organization, but she could still pull off an upset like she did in NH)

Obama & Edwards didn't meet today... they weren't able to fit it into their schedules

When democrats campaign like republicans...

It looks like Bill Clinton's claims of a Hillary vs. McCain matchup being the most civil campaign ever, has already been proven bullshit. If I recall, you & I called bullshit on that when he said it (which is a safe bet anyways).

She ended up winning the biggest states yesterday. However, out of yesterday's pledged delegates, she only won 1 more delegate than Obama.

Now we're only 74 total delegates behind her, and we're 13 pledged delegates ahead. CNN analysts think the longer this goes on, the more it favors Obama (partially b/c her donors have almost all hit their max of $2,300 and he's got a shitton of small donors w/ lots of room left under the cap).

It looks like this may end up going down to the superdelegates... and I f'ing hate superdelegates.

100% of the state's votes are in, and we won Missouri!!

This has been a pretty amazing election to watch... I think it'll be talked about for a long time from now. For the obvious reason of having the first seriously viable female and black candidates. However, I don't think this is anywhere near all of the reason. Rudy's fall from grace and front-runnership was pretty meteoric. McCain's rise from pretty much being a dead candidate to resident ass-kicker and name-taker in a matter of weeks, may be the most amazing thing out of the whole race; especially considering how little money he had & how much Romney had.

We've now got 11 states... that means we've won a majority of the real american states up for grabs today... hopefully the delegate count stays close

Why I'm supporting Obama over Clinton

1) I want a candidate who is concerned about more than their standing in the polls

2) We've already been through the 90's once. Regardless of how magically fantastic they were, once was enough for me. And if the 90's were so great to repeat again, then why are the platforms that Bill won on in '92 is what he's using against Obama now? In the 1992 election, experience wasn't the most important thing, because you'd have to be kidding yourself to say that Clinton was more experienced than his opponent, the incumbent George H.W. Bush. However, now that his wife's running, your a jackass if you're not experienced enough.

3) I want a candidate who has a personality; whose personality isn't as transitive as the britches they're wearing that day.

4) I'd like to see the next president be someone who will be a uniter, and not a polarizing figure. While the fact that she's a lightning rod for partisan bickering isn't entirely her fault, she certainly has done little to discourage it.

5) I don't buy into her being the most experienced candidate. Bill Gates' wife didn't take over Microsoft when he stepped down.

6) It annoys the bejesus out of me when someone constantly talks over other people, refusing to let anyone else talk. Hillary has done this many, many times iin debates, going so far as to not let the moderator speak; I feel this is a very bad reflection of one's character.

7) She wasn't the candidate for change until Obama started to catch up; for a significant portion of the race at the beginning, she was "Ready to Lead." Once Obama started to catch up, she was "Ready for change. Ready to Lead." How is it possible to be the candidate for change and the most experienced candidate (who has taken the most money from special interests)?

8) You never know which Hillary you'll get: the Hillary (w/ special help from Bill) that was on the attack prior to the South Carolina, or the cheerful, chummy Hillary that was at the California debate after she got her ass kicked in the south carolina primary?

9) Maybe she does care about you, maybe she does care about the minorities, about the middle class. But I highly doubt she cares about any of those people as much as she cares about her political career.

10) Let's call this what it is: her campaign has been more about her husband's presidency than anything she's done as an elected official. But since he's constitutionally barred from serving another term, everything he did in office, is now something "they" did in office.

11) Maybe it's because he's irritated the hell out of me lately, but the way Bill Clinton dismissively noted that Jesse Jackson won South Carolina in '84 and '88 after Hillary got beat by a vote of 2 to 1, seemed to be to be in terrible taste, completely inappropriate, and quite asshole-ish.

11) I believe that she's full of shit. For example ead her "Bad Oppo Alert" from her fact hub saying she never praised Reagan. Then read the press release from her OWN WEBSITE from Dec. 12 (well before she attacked Obama over it) saying she listed Reagan as one of her 10 favorite presidents.

There's more, but I need to study.

So why did I write this? Mainly because I'm pissed off about the ridiculously warm weather & needed something to do instead of studying for Econ.

Bitchary cancelled an interview with CNN last night... now she's all wanting to be interviewed now... you know where they're interviewing her from?? Florida... FUCKING FLORIDA... before she couldn't do an interview b/c the Kennedy's snubbing her would come up... now she's all like "Come look at me jackoff the sunshine state."

You know what? I think I just heard the biggest fucking lie I've ever heard in my fucking life... do you know who said it??? Big suprise Hillary fucking Clinton... you know what that goddamn lie was... she said, "I want to be held accountable"--BULLSHIT; if one thing that the Clintons aren't fucking capable of (besides honesty) it's being held afuckingccountable... jesus tits, she runs away from accountability like it's got the motherfucking plague... like the time they asked her about illegal alien driver's licenses; she woudln't answer the motherfucking question then she wouldn't even admit that she wouldn't fucking answer the question...

I'm pissed off by the way..
I think I've come to a conclusion: I'm pretty sure that she pisses me off more than Rudy or Romney now, and that's saying a lot

Here's a lot of Hillary's bullshiting pointed out by factcheck.org, but only the bulllshit up until 11/8/07; going to now would require a publication 18 times larger than the bible

You know what's really damn ironic??? If Florida Dems wouldn't have been assholes (not only because they voted for Buchanan), and NOT moved they're primary up and kept it after super Tuesday, they could have been the state that decided the fucking race... I mean, if no one has the majority of delegates after super tuesday, florida would have been a massively important state, now, since they decided to move it up & be bastards, they're only important in Hillary's, twisted, warped, feeble mind.

at 11:48am on January 27th, 2008
Here's Obama's South Carolina victor speech- it's an amazing speech.

Ted Kenned and Caroline Kennedy are both backing Obama now, which is awesome because the Kennedys are good friends with the Clintons, and hopefull having the Kennedys behind him will really help out in the Northeast.

I found the Post Dispatch endorsement- it's awesome (they refer to Bill Clinton as "The Luca Brasi of the campaign trail")

Clinton roils vote dispute in presidential race

It's an amazing speech.. I hope this helps him out on super-duper Tuesday.
Joe Klein from time wrote an article about why Hillary's strategy in SC was crappy

Bill Clinton keeps talking about how Jesse Jackson won SC in 84 and 88 to discredit Obama. To me, that makes him seem less like "The first black president" and more like the first President to truly prove more what an enormous asshole he is once he's out of office than when he was in it.

You know how supposedly at the end of reagan's 7th/8th year as president, you could kind of tell that he was slipping mentally. I think Bill Clinton's gotten to that point. He recently has tried to discount an Obama win in SC, saying something to the effect of that Obama would only win because he's black and 1/2 of the democratic primary voters are black there.

These 2 articles are worth reading- the 1st is Clinton's secretary of labor talking about what an asshole Bill's become, and the 2nd is the blog of a Nevada caucus goer about all the reports of Hillary campaign shittiness.

More evidence that Hillary is full of shit- She says in this video that she'll stand up to the insurance companies & drug companies. If by stand up, she means take more of their money than any other candidate, she might be right. Or if by standing up to the insurance companies, she means forcing everyone in the country to be insured, therefore giving the for-profit (and a shitton of it) insurance companies every single person in American as a client, she might be right.

Her saying she's going to stand up to the drug companies would be like me saying I'm going to stand up & fight against STD's by opening a damn brothel.

Concrete proof of Hillary being full of shit- the first link is from a newspaper's editorial posted on HER WEBSITE in support of her that says she listed Reagan as one of her favorite presidents. The 2nd link claims she never said that & was responding to the question "What portraits would you hang in the White House if you were president?" Then progressed to "Which presidents do you admire most?" Over a month after the first article was posted on her own website, she now claims that it was bullshit. If we're not supposed to believe stuff posted on her website, what the hell are we supposed to believe from her?

She's an asshole, and claims the Obama campaign circulated that lie. They didn't have to, the dumbass had it on her own damn website.

Hillary is so full of shit. I swear, I could fill up a 10-pound potato sack with 39 pounds of shit and it would be less full of shit than Hillary.

On an unrelated note, I was sitting at a table when a huge bar debate went on. One side, was full of shit & I could tell was voting for Hillary & only because she's a woman. After the debate went on a while, I appointment self chief shit-stirrer, so after I returned to the table I patted the "experience is the most important thing" person on the shoulder, and said, "So I guess you were voting for Bill Richardson before he dropped out because his experience blows away all the other Democrats'?" She gave me a look & went back to bitching.

Hillary the Bolshevik, and Rudy the Philosopher

Today, a day which will live in infamy, Hillary Clinton has made a state that is more ethnocentric, arrogant, and quite frankly more bullshit than anything bush has ever said. Hillary was giving a speech in Nevada or South Carolina, and told us (as the lead in) that it's time we start acting like American agains. This was right before she hit us with it. Now we've heard a lot of Republicans be arrogant, ethnocentric assholes and proclaim us as the greatest nation in the world. Hillary just said something to make her more Republican than the Republicans-- way more... today, she said "...We are the greatest nation in the HISTORY of the world."
Josh, seriously, what the fuck? If she gets elected, I will go into a deep depression and try to give myself a lobotomy.

According to Rudy, any Dem that gets elected will raise your taxes 20-30% right away. HOWEVER, he will walk on water and lower your taxes 20-30% if he's elected.

Tell me if you can make sense of this; John Edwards beat Clinton in Iowa, however he got 14 pledged delegates, and she got 15. This does not include superdelegates-- she LOST to him and got 1 delegate more. WHAT THE FUCK? http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/primaries/results/state/#IA

And she hasn't tried to be an agent of change while she's on the campaign trail. She's not doing shit for Kenya behind the scenes in the middle of a hectic campaigning schedule like Obama is. She's on my shitlist, along w/ Mitt, Rudy, and a substantial portion of the state of New Hampshire.

Here's what's chapping my ass tonight. Hillary says she has been an agent of change for 35 years. 2 things about this piss me off-

1) No one has called bullshit yet- I would have. Hell, I'd ask her, besides ironing shirts, what the sam hell it was she did to be an agent of change in 19fuckin73 (well, actually 72 since she started making the claim in 07)

2) If you read the section entitled "law school" in the article about her, you'll find it's no coincidence that Clinton and Communist start with the same letter.

Here's my new plan: Bring back the red scare, maybe resurrect joseph mccarthy from the dead for a day or two, bring up not entirely inaccurate communist accusations against her-- hold hearings before the Senate Committee on Unamerican Activities, all that fun shit.

When people find out that she's Redder than Clifford the Big Red Dog, she'll lose and I won't have to hate her as much anymore because once she's been blacklisted, I won't hear her talk anymore.

I'm pissed off. Hillary sucks at life, and she's playing with loaded dice I'm pretty sure. Michigan lost their delegates, so all the Dem candidates removed their name from the ballot, except Hillary. Now MI state officials are convinced they'll get their delegates back. This is a big sack of monkeyshit.

I just saw highlights of the GOP debate, and guess what the word of the night was? It was Ronald Reagan- holy shit I would have never believed that!!

Other highlight-- The esteemed (in case you didn't know, when I saw esteemed, I really mean "asshole") mayor, Rudy Giuliani said this : "When you just say change, the change you're talking about is raising taxes." I hate him, he's such a dumbass.

What if the "Iron my shirt" guys helped Clinton win NH?? That would make it less funny...

Who the hell am I kidding? It's still funny as hell that they said that to her at a rally

Do you understand how superdelegates work? I don't really, but I just kind of read about it, and it sounds like bullshit to me-- a way for the party to select who it wants to win, regardless of the primary votes... because, these superdelegates are not bound by the decision of any primaries or caucuses-- the count just as much as a delegate from a state & they can vote for whoever the hell they want based solely on who the hell they want to vote for. Out of the 4,040 Dem delegates, 792 are superdelegates, and right now Clinton has 159 superdelegates going for her while Obama only has 53... this is bullshit

I just found out that Michigan and Florida don't get any democratic delegates at the national convention, and There's why:
The DNC and the RNC both made it part of their rules that no more states could move their primaries before Feb. 5 (except ones that already had their primaries before Feb. 5). Here's how I picture the events playing out:

MI/FL: "Hey, fuck you buddy, we're moving our primaries up cause we're baaaaaaadasssssss"

DNC: "Hahaha. No, fuck you, and while we're at it, fuck your delegates to because they can't come to the national convention...... bitches.'

The End

Hilary got her ass kicked so bad... it was glorious

I'm working on coming up with New Hampshire Primaries '08, the drinking game... it should be complete by Tuesday at 7 PM CST

Yeah, I saw a Mitt Romney interview on yesterday, and it really chapped my ass... so I thought I'd tell you about it. Damn one term governors.

I've figured out a horror/camp film that I'm going to make: It'll be like Frankenstein... but with bringing Reagan back to life, and then he'll start a town in Africa for his GOP cult called Ronaldstown... hopefully he'll stay away from the suicide Kool-Aid

Here's what I've found out today:
1) There is an active communist party in the US, who ran a presidential candidate as recently as 1985, although their website doesn't f'ing work

2) There is a wikipedia article on the "Homosexual Agenda"... Today, I named the pervasive paranoia about this agenda "The Pink Scare"

3) There is an active prohibition party in the US whose main objective is to make alcohol illegal (assholes)

4) There is an active political party whose SOLE purpose is to legalize Marijuana... oddly enough, they're not called The Peter Tosh Party, nor do they make any reference to Peter Tosh, whose album "Legalize It" was one of the most well-known testaments to their cause. Actually, they're called Marijuana Party USA and you can buy their memoribilia at http://usmjparty.com