Yeah, I saw a Mitt Romney interview on yesterday, and it really chapped my ass... so I thought I'd tell you about it. Damn one term governors.
I've figured out a horror/camp film that I'm going to make: It'll be like Frankenstein... but with bringing Reagan back to life, and then he'll start a town in Africa for his GOP cult called Ronaldstown... hopefully he'll stay away from the suicide Kool-Aid
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Here's what I've found out today:
1) There is an active communist party in the US, who ran a presidential candidate as recently as 1985, although their website doesn't f'ing work
2) There is a wikipedia article on the "Homosexual Agenda"... Today, I named the pervasive paranoia about this agenda "The Pink Scare"
3) There is an active prohibition party in the US whose main objective is to make alcohol illegal (assholes)
4) There is an active political party whose SOLE purpose is to legalize Marijuana... oddly enough, they're not called The Peter Tosh Party, nor do they make any reference to Peter Tosh, whose album "Legalize It" was one of the most well-known testaments to their cause. Actually, they're called Marijuana Party USA and you can buy their memoribilia at http://usmjparty.com
1) There is an active communist party in the US, who ran a presidential candidate as recently as 1985, although their website doesn't f'ing work
2) There is a wikipedia article on the "Homosexual Agenda"... Today, I named the pervasive paranoia about this agenda "The Pink Scare"
3) There is an active prohibition party in the US whose main objective is to make alcohol illegal (assholes)
4) There is an active political party whose SOLE purpose is to legalize Marijuana... oddly enough, they're not called The Peter Tosh Party, nor do they make any reference to Peter Tosh, whose album "Legalize It" was one of the most well-known testaments to their cause. Actually, they're called Marijuana Party USA and you can buy their memoribilia at http://usmjparty.com
Thursday, May 24, 2007
I just looked into the age old question... Mitt Romney was a one-term governor; he just ended his term on Jan. 4, 2007...
As a matter of fact, here is Mitt Romney's entire political career in reverse chronological order:
2003-2007 = governor of Massacusets (i could spell it if i tried but i don't really give a shit)
1994: Ran for Senate against Ted Kennedy, lost 58% to 41% - it was Kennedy's closest victory in the 9 times he's ran for US Senate.
Also, Mitt Romney was alive when Ronald Reagan was president. And according to Mitt Romney this is why you should vote for him: "I.... Ronald Reagan.... Ronald Reagan... Ronald Reagan did ____ which was very similar to when I ____. The longer Reagan is dead, the smarter he gets (that line's a real quote- doesn't make sense to me). He's like a Republican prophet-- an Ezekial if you will, and I, Mitt Romney am the best suited to take Ronald Reagan's Coat of Many Colors and wear it flamboyantly."
As a matter of fact, here is Mitt Romney's entire political career in reverse chronological order:
2003-2007 = governor of Massacusets (i could spell it if i tried but i don't really give a shit)
1994: Ran for Senate against Ted Kennedy, lost 58% to 41% - it was Kennedy's closest victory in the 9 times he's ran for US Senate.
Also, Mitt Romney was alive when Ronald Reagan was president. And according to Mitt Romney this is why you should vote for him: "I.... Ronald Reagan.... Ronald Reagan... Ronald Reagan did ____ which was very similar to when I ____. The longer Reagan is dead, the smarter he gets (that line's a real quote- doesn't make sense to me). He's like a Republican prophet-- an Ezekial if you will, and I, Mitt Romney am the best suited to take Ronald Reagan's Coat of Many Colors and wear it flamboyantly."
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