Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Bitchary cancelled an interview with CNN last night... now she's all wanting to be interviewed now... you know where they're interviewing her from?? Florida... FUCKING FLORIDA... before she couldn't do an interview b/c the Kennedy's snubbing her would come up... now she's all like "Come look at me jackoff the sunshine state."

You know what? I think I just heard the biggest fucking lie I've ever heard in my fucking life... do you know who said it??? Big suprise Hillary fucking Clinton... you know what that goddamn lie was... she said, "I want to be held accountable"--BULLSHIT; if one thing that the Clintons aren't fucking capable of (besides honesty) it's being held afuckingccountable... jesus tits, she runs away from accountability like it's got the motherfucking plague... like the time they asked her about illegal alien driver's licenses; she woudln't answer the motherfucking question then she wouldn't even admit that she wouldn't fucking answer the question...

I'm pissed off by the way..
I think I've come to a conclusion: I'm pretty sure that she pisses me off more than Rudy or Romney now, and that's saying a lot

Monday, January 28, 2008

Here's a lot of Hillary's bullshiting pointed out by factcheck.org, but only the bulllshit up until 11/8/07; going to now would require a publication 18 times larger than the bible
You know what's really damn ironic??? If Florida Dems wouldn't have been assholes (not only because they voted for Buchanan), and NOT moved they're primary up and kept it after super Tuesday, they could have been the state that decided the fucking race... I mean, if no one has the majority of delegates after super tuesday, florida would have been a massively important state, now, since they decided to move it up & be bastards, they're only important in Hillary's, twisted, warped, feeble mind.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

at 11:48am on January 27th, 2008
Here's Obama's South Carolina victor speech- it's an amazing speech.

Ted Kenned and Caroline Kennedy are both backing Obama now, which is awesome because the Kennedys are good friends with the Clintons, and hopefull having the Kennedys behind him will really help out in the Northeast.

I found the Post Dispatch endorsement- it's awesome (they refer to Bill Clinton as "The Luca Brasi of the campaign trail")
Clinton roils vote dispute in presidential race
It's an amazing speech.. I hope this helps him out on super-duper Tuesday.
Joe Klein from time wrote an article about why Hillary's strategy in SC was crappy

Bill Clinton keeps talking about how Jesse Jackson won SC in 84 and 88 to discredit Obama. To me, that makes him seem less like "The first black president" and more like the first President to truly prove more what an enormous asshole he is once he's out of office than when he was in it.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

You know how supposedly at the end of reagan's 7th/8th year as president, you could kind of tell that he was slipping mentally. I think Bill Clinton's gotten to that point. He recently has tried to discount an Obama win in SC, saying something to the effect of that Obama would only win because he's black and 1/2 of the democratic primary voters are black there.

These 2 articles are worth reading- the 1st is Clinton's secretary of labor talking about what an asshole Bill's become, and the 2nd is the blog of a Nevada caucus goer about all the reports of Hillary campaign shittiness.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

More evidence that Hillary is full of shit- She says in this video that she'll stand up to the insurance companies & drug companies. If by stand up, she means take more of their money than any other candidate, she might be right. Or if by standing up to the insurance companies, she means forcing everyone in the country to be insured, therefore giving the for-profit (and a shitton of it) insurance companies every single person in American as a client, she might be right.

Her saying she's going to stand up to the drug companies would be like me saying I'm going to stand up & fight against STD's by opening a damn brothel.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Concrete proof of Hillary being full of shit- the first link is from a newspaper's editorial posted on HER WEBSITE in support of her that says she listed Reagan as one of her favorite presidents. The 2nd link claims she never said that & was responding to the question "What portraits would you hang in the White House if you were president?" Then progressed to "Which presidents do you admire most?" Over a month after the first article was posted on her own website, she now claims that it was bullshit. If we're not supposed to believe stuff posted on her website, what the hell are we supposed to believe from her?

She's an asshole, and claims the Obama campaign circulated that lie. They didn't have to, the dumbass had it on her own damn website.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Hillary is so full of shit. I swear, I could fill up a 10-pound potato sack with 39 pounds of shit and it would be less full of shit than Hillary.

On an unrelated note, I was sitting at a table when a huge bar debate went on. One side, was full of shit & I could tell was voting for Hillary & only because she's a woman. After the debate went on a while, I appointment self chief shit-stirrer, so after I returned to the table I patted the "experience is the most important thing" person on the shoulder, and said, "So I guess you were voting for Bill Richardson before he dropped out because his experience blows away all the other Democrats'?" She gave me a look & went back to bitching.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Hillary the Bolshevik, and Rudy the Philosopher

Today, a day which will live in infamy, Hillary Clinton has made a state that is more ethnocentric, arrogant, and quite frankly more bullshit than anything bush has ever said. Hillary was giving a speech in Nevada or South Carolina, and told us (as the lead in) that it's time we start acting like American agains. This was right before she hit us with it. Now we've heard a lot of Republicans be arrogant, ethnocentric assholes and proclaim us as the greatest nation in the world. Hillary just said something to make her more Republican than the Republicans-- way more... today, she said "...We are the greatest nation in the HISTORY of the world."
Josh, seriously, what the fuck? If she gets elected, I will go into a deep depression and try to give myself a lobotomy.

According to Rudy, any Dem that gets elected will raise your taxes 20-30% right away. HOWEVER, he will walk on water and lower your taxes 20-30% if he's elected.

Tell me if you can make sense of this; John Edwards beat Clinton in Iowa, however he got 14 pledged delegates, and she got 15. This does not include superdelegates-- she LOST to him and got 1 delegate more. WHAT THE FUCK? http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/primaries/results/state/#IA
And she hasn't tried to be an agent of change while she's on the campaign trail. She's not doing shit for Kenya behind the scenes in the middle of a hectic campaigning schedule like Obama is. She's on my shitlist, along w/ Mitt, Rudy, and a substantial portion of the state of New Hampshire.
Here's what's chapping my ass tonight. Hillary says she has been an agent of change for 35 years. 2 things about this piss me off-

1) No one has called bullshit yet- I would have. Hell, I'd ask her, besides ironing shirts, what the sam hell it was she did to be an agent of change in 19fuckin73 (well, actually 72 since she started making the claim in 07)

2) If you read the section entitled "law school" in the article about her, you'll find it's no coincidence that Clinton and Communist start with the same letter.

Here's my new plan: Bring back the red scare, maybe resurrect joseph mccarthy from the dead for a day or two, bring up not entirely inaccurate communist accusations against her-- hold hearings before the Senate Committee on Unamerican Activities, all that fun shit.

When people find out that she's Redder than Clifford the Big Red Dog, she'll lose and I won't have to hate her as much anymore because once she's been blacklisted, I won't hear her talk anymore.

Friday, January 11, 2008

I'm pissed off. Hillary sucks at life, and she's playing with loaded dice I'm pretty sure. Michigan lost their delegates, so all the Dem candidates removed their name from the ballot, except Hillary. Now MI state officials are convinced they'll get their delegates back. This is a big sack of monkeyshit.
I just saw highlights of the GOP debate, and guess what the word of the night was? It was Ronald Reagan- holy shit I would have never believed that!!

Other highlight-- The esteemed (in case you didn't know, when I saw esteemed, I really mean "asshole") mayor, Rudy Giuliani said this : "When you just say change, the change you're talking about is raising taxes." I hate him, he's such a dumbass.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

What if the "Iron my shirt" guys helped Clinton win NH?? That would make it less funny...

Who the hell am I kidding? It's still funny as hell that they said that to her at a rally

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Do you understand how superdelegates work? I don't really, but I just kind of read about it, and it sounds like bullshit to me-- a way for the party to select who it wants to win, regardless of the primary votes... because, these superdelegates are not bound by the decision of any primaries or caucuses-- the count just as much as a delegate from a state & they can vote for whoever the hell they want based solely on who the hell they want to vote for. Out of the 4,040 Dem delegates, 792 are superdelegates, and right now Clinton has 159 superdelegates going for her while Obama only has 53... this is bullshit

Friday, January 4, 2008

I just found out that Michigan and Florida don't get any democratic delegates at the national convention, and There's why:
The DNC and the RNC both made it part of their rules that no more states could move their primaries before Feb. 5 (except ones that already had their primaries before Feb. 5). Here's how I picture the events playing out:

MI/FL: "Hey, fuck you buddy, we're moving our primaries up cause we're baaaaaaadasssssss"

DNC: "Hahaha. No, fuck you, and while we're at it, fuck your delegates to because they can't come to the national convention...... bitches.'

The End
Hilary got her ass kicked so bad... it was glorious

I'm working on coming up with New Hampshire Primaries '08, the drinking game... it should be complete by Tuesday at 7 PM CST